1. This Guys Laptop On My Flight
2. Seriously… Whose Idea was This?
3. This Grass Grew Right Through My Aloe
4. I Took A Ride In A Triangular Elevator Today
5. This Door In North London Makes Me Hideously Uncomfortable
6. Been Living Here For 5 Years, Only Noticed Today…Time To Move
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