just setting up my twttr
— jack (@jack) March 21, 2006
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me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke pic.twitter.com/pR0qYlEWOL
— bradlee (@boujeesIut) September 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/bitttterfuck/status/1034688370490785792
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https://twitter.com/WiredHoney/status/995835794651844608
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https://twitter.com/GraceyOConnell/status/996761910661013506
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https://twitter.com/JoeyLangone/status/1022113297297022976
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I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— bean (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MuenchowGriffin/status/1009463061818871808
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https://twitter.com/AmoNickk/status/1021822471719202816
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How dare you drive the speed limit when I’m late to something due to my own poor time management skills
— Moronica Lewinsky (@ihatejoerogan1) May 16, 2018