just setting up my twttr
— jack (@jack) March 21, 2006
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me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke pic.twitter.com/pR0qYlEWOL
— b (@boujeesIut) September 8, 2018
2.
me: god please give me a sign
also me when god gave a sign: pic.twitter.com/d6Newv0J0b— madi (@bitttterfuck) August 29, 2018
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is
is he one of us pic.twitter.com/9lkRJu5BUt— Vixen ? (@WiredHoney) May 14, 2018
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Can someone else confirm that girls have 3 types of showers; a “quick body wash”, a “hair and body shower” and then a proper “exfoliate shave, moisturise, hair mask, face mask, singalong” like it just DEPENDS ON THE TIME AND OCCASION
— Gracey O'Connell ⚡️ (@GraceyOConnell) May 16, 2018
5.
The free antivirus software that comes with your computer
— Joey Langone (@JoeyLangone) July 25, 2018
6.
I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” ??????????
— frannie (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018
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My debit card is more like a gift card… not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try
— IG: @griffinmuenchow (@MuenchowGriffin) June 20, 2018
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College students: *doesn’t understand the lecture*
Professor that studied the subject for 28 years: https://t.co/6HYzevzp22
— Nik (@AmoNickk) July 24, 2018
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How dare you drive the speed limit when I’m late to something due to my own poor time management skills
— Ava (@avaevanss) May 16, 2018
