27 Winners Of The “Not My Job” Awards

1. When God closes a door, he opens another

2. Real roads have curves

3. Pimp my bike

4. Visual merchandising skill = Master

5. Take the unexplored path

6.  Your new house comes with three bedrooms, four baths and one ladder

7. The tape is mightier than the welding machine

8. Handy

9. Horizontally mounted doors: For people who like to step out of the house like a turkey out of the oven

10. Trick or treat

11. The Ninja Turtles will have to take the next one

12. In case of emergency…

13. When your man says he needs “guy time”

14. I love thith threet thign – Mike Tyson