What’s The Most Useless Thing You Still Have Memorized?

We have asked people to say the most useless thing they still have memorized and here are 15 of the most interesting answers.

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1. Sung to the tune of America the Beautiful

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2. Some might argue that it’s every episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus but…

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3. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…

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4. The Pledge of Allegiance

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5. There once was a man from Nantucket…

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6. High school locker combination

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7. My bologna has a first name it’s O S C A R…

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8. The periodic table

9. If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too.

10. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…

11. Juliet’s 44 line monologue in Romeo & Juliet

12. When two vowels go walking…

13. The back of the Crest toothpaste tube…

14. Way down deep in the middle of the Congo/ A hippo took an apricot, a guave and a mango…

15. Parents home phone number