People Are Listing All the Nicknames They Call Their Pets, and They Only Get Weirder and Weirder

If you call your pet everything BUT their name, this is for you.

Twitter user @metroadlib shared their own hilarious list of nicknames for their dog, Cooper.

my dog's name is cooper.

i call him–
boubba
boub
honeybunny
coopypoopy
heyloverthisismorethanacrush
stinkboy
& sweetboy.

i use sweetboy the most.

i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) January 23, 2019

Which prompted proud pet parents EVERYWHERE to share their million and a half nicknames for their babies.

My cat’s name was Pasha.
I called her

Pashie
Sweetie
my littlehoneybabyface
GirlIfYouDontQuit https://t.co/E6yAS9Q1N2

— Nichole ✨✨✨ (@tnwhiskeywoman) January 23, 2019

My cat's name is Finn.
I call him

My baby boy!!
Boo-bear
Finnamon Bun
Finnstagram
Finnalicious
Fatty
Chubbalub
Belly
and STOPEATINGTHEDONUTS!!! https://t.co/2REn9jZdIi

— Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) January 23, 2019

My dog's name is Cesare.
I call him:

Chez
Chezzy
Chezerito
Chezerito Burrito
Chesterson Mayfield III
Chestercorn Wallace
Boo Boos
Boosifer
Baba
Baba-booty
Ringbar https://t.co/JX2bB80mgw

— SalamanderHamilton (@BalthazarBlakee) January 23, 2019

my guinea pig's name is Francis
I can him:

Francois
Franny
baby boy
franfran
my son
Frankis
toothless wonder (one of his teeth fell out after he had an unfortunate fall)
lil shit https://t.co/s4KvKgyriL

— birthday katie ? (@myfairKT) January 23, 2019

I have a bunny named Jigsaw. I call her:
– Jiggy
– My Girl
– My Baby Girl
– Hey Girl
– Cutie

I also have a bunny named Hannibal. I call him:
– My Little Cannibal
– Cannibal Bunny
– Little One
– Itty Bitty One
– Tiny Baby https://t.co/tmV3dKjmSN

— Jenny Nulf ? (@jennyleighx33) January 23, 2019

This is Eggnog! @shanesullivan38 and I call her Egg, Eggy, Egg McMuffin, and “Her?”. pic.twitter.com/1JdbvWocy3

— “John” Berman (@bonjerman) January 23, 2019

my dog’s name is kenzo,

but he answers to:

barkbox
barktavia spencer
lil woof
spinny the pooh
k money

— Denver (@_JustDenver) January 23, 2019

Koda

Kodes
Kodesters
Koda Popeye
Koda Pops
Popeye my Popeye
Lovebug
This Little Butthead
Football Head pic.twitter.com/TDiSi05DeU

— chesapeake bae // ᜀ ᜋᜒ (@adotsaint) January 23, 2019

Everyone responding has a dog or cat. ? my hedgehog’s name is Michi.
I call her:
Lil Meech
Nugget
Babygirl
Cuteness
Lil mean ass
Lil ball of quills pic.twitter.com/rocBBoDQX1

— deathstroke (@CaramelSlade) January 23, 2019

My dog- Esco

Scoey
Sco Sco
Esky
Eskybooboo
Son

Also, he’s very cute. pic.twitter.com/6WCDsmqhqA

— Crystal Shantel (@CrysCassette) January 23, 2019