40 Movie Quotes That Show Scriptwriters’ Sense Of Humor

21.

“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.“ – Drax.

Guardians of the Galaxy

22.

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” – Steven.

Airplane!

23.

“Insanity runs in my family… It practically gallops.“ – Mortimer.

Arsenic and Old Lace

24.

“It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — Alan Garner defending his sartorial choices.

The Hangover

25.

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.” — Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump

26.

“Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winifred Sanderson.

Hocus Pocus

27.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” – President Merkin Muffley breaking up a physical altercation.

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

28.

“Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!” — The Captain.

Wall-E

29.

“Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: “Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.”- Lydia.

Beetlejuice

30.

“We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.” – Maura Ellis.

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