40 Movie Quotes That Show Scriptwriters’ Sense Of Humor

31.

“My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.”
“That’s just something ugly people say.” – Fletcher Reede.

Liar Liar

32.

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory.

Finding Dory

33.

“He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now.” — Larry the cameraman after Phill Connors drives off a cliff with Punxastawney Phil.

Groundhog Day

34.

“Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.“ – Peggy.

The Mask

35.

“What… How… Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!” — Dr. Bey.

The Mummy

36.

“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” — Emily dishing on her new “diet.”

The Devil Wears Prada

37.

“I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Someone catcalls her.] I object!” — Elle Woods, in her video essay application to Harvard Law School.

Legally Blonde

38.

Tommy: “Does this suit make me look fat?“
Richard: “No, your face does.”

Tommy Boy

39.

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” — Peter Clemenza giving instructions to a mafia henchman.

The Godfather

40.

“If this relationship is ever gonna work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.”— Batman.

The Lego Movie