1. If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

2. If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

3. If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

4. If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls, It’s Bosch

5. If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

6. Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

7. If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

8. Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

9. Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

10. If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo
