Studies show this post gets funnier when shared at midnight. (Totally made-up studies)
Spoiler alert!
1. Hold The Door
2. Some Slick Bastard Defaced This Elevator
3. Oh Cool, I’ve Found A Great New Door Stop For The House
4. Yes!
5. Spotted At My University
6. Dear Whoever Did This – Not Cool
7. He Was The Best Of Men
8. Just Mounted His Portrait By The Entrance
9. One Time I Went To Hold The Door & It Was The Worst Decision I’ve Ever Made In My Life
10. Meanwhile At Daa Management…
11. Strictly No Spoilers Office Policy Has Some Loopholes..
