Studies show this post gets funnier when shared at midnight. (Totally made-up studies)
“My cat powers up his attacks.”
“Took my indoor cat outside today. I think the grass has broken him down.”
It’s time to build nests.
When you create a perfect plan for world domination but get caught:
“I. Shall. Get. In.”
“I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap and she didn’t know who I was.”
Catapulta!
In his dreams, he’s a small stream at the foot of Mount Fuji.
When you just want to get warm:
The way we look when someone takes a pic of us without a warning:
“This is Pixar. She seems to know when I’m down and does something silly to make me laugh.”
