15. Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn’t Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs
17. My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They’re Virtually Indistinguishable
18. My Wife Didn’t Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
19. This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer
21. Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!
22. He Dead

23. Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I’m Not Even Joking
24. I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom











