21. “If There’s A Room With Some Nice Furniture, A Window, And Some Women Just Going About Here Everyday Business, It’s A Vermeer”
“Lady Writing a Letter with her Maid” by Johannes Vermeer
22. “If It Looks Like The Artistic Equivalent Of A Nicotine Addiction, Its An Egon Schiele”
“Self portrait” by Egon Schiele
23. “If Its Got Sad Peasants It’s 19th Century Realism”
“The Gleaners” by Jean-Francois Millet
24. “If The People Look Way Too Long, Then It’s Mannerism”
“Madonna and Child” by Parmigianino
25. “If You’re Not Sure If It Is Art, Then Its Dada”
“Fountain” by Marcel Duchamp
26. “If It’s Got A Happy Presence, It’s A Dutch Genre Painting”
“The Way You Hear it is the Way You Sing it” by Jan Steen
27. “If It Looks Like A Low Res Jpeg Blown Up Its Pointillism”
Detail of “La Parade de Cirque” by Seurat
28. “If It’s Got Cute Babies, It’s Baroque”
“The Virgin and Child” by Ludovico Carracci
29. “If Its Homoerotic And Painted On A Wall Or Ceiling, Then Its High Renaissance”
Sistine Chapel ceiling painted by Michelangelo
30. “If It’s Just Got Nice Trees, It’s A Claude Lorrain”
“Pastoral Landscape” by Claude Lorrain
31. “If It Looks Like A Really Stressful Game Of Tetris It’s A George Braque”
“Bottle and Fishes” by Georges Braque
32. “If It Looks Like A Trendy Collage Artist’s Instagram Then Its Constructivism”
Movie poster for the experimental avant-garde film “Man With A Movie Camera” by Vladimir and Georgii Stenberg
33. “If It Looks Like A Gorman Puffer Jacket It’s A Matisse”
“The Sheaf” by Henri Matisse
34. “If It Looks Like The First Kid At School Who Learnt How To Draw In 3D And Would Not Shut Up About It, It’s A Massaccio”
“Holy Trinity” by Masaccio
35. “If She’s Blonde And Got Thicc Thighs, It’s A Titian”
“Sacred and Profane Love” by Titian
36. “If It’s Got Nice Trees But Boring Figures, It’s A Poussin”
“Baptism of Christ” by Nicolas Poussin
