27 Winners Of The “Not My Job” Awards Share it with your friends! Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email Tumblr Reddit Flipboard Copy Link 1. When God closes a door, he opens another 2. Real roads have curves 3. Pimp my bike 4. Visual merchandising skill = Master 5. Take the unexplored path 6. Your new house comes with three bedrooms, four baths and one ladder 7. The tape is mightier than the welding machine 8. Handy 9. Horizontally mounted doors: For people who like to step out of the house like a turkey out of the oven 10. Trick or treat 11. The Ninja Turtles will have to take the next one 12. In case of emergency… 13. When your man says he needs “guy time” Share it with your friends! Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email Tumblr Reddit Flipboard Copy Link Page 1 of 2Previous 12Next