Donut factories? A pelican ashtray? Sounds like our kind of future.
“I’m really digging the comically overengineered ice gun.”
Put me down for one of those fancy donut droppers!
That cigarette holder is some Flintstones shit. Kept on expecting it to look at the camera with the ash in its mouth and say “…it’s a living.” *
“Burning the food is nearly impossible,”
Nice!
“as hard as the little woman might try.”
Oh *
