English is a language that leaves much room for ambiguity. Punctuation rules matter, and if they go unheeded you run the risk of pissing people off. A LOT of people. Or just making yourself look like a goober.
1. Where do I sign up?
2. Or, you know. Don’t.
3. Well they aren’t wrong…
4. Is this the kind of thing we call “news” these days? YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.
5. Soldier/Chef/Potato/Potahto.
6. “Silence” is probably at the top of this list. And the bottom. And everywhere in between.
7. Who copyedited this? They need a promotion STAT.
8. Uh, please don’t.
9. Just because they’re disabled doesn’t mean they aren’t PEOPLE, Pam Adams.
10. Oh is that why guys love it when you swallow?
