Nicole Cliffe asked her followers and answers are really pawesome.
What is the funniest thing a pet of yours has ever done? This is just a straight-up prompt tweet and I am quite confident we’ll be glad of it.
Pics encouraged, particularly if relevant to the story.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) March 30, 2019
my three month old german shepherd, having decided she’d had enough of being outside, elected not to wait the four seconds it would take me to stand up and open the door for her and instead shimmied through the cat flap pic.twitter.com/K1K3PC2qJu
— 🍸 (@oscarewilde) March 30, 2019
Every night. Around 10:25pm. For 45 seconds. For the last 6 years. pic.twitter.com/pyV0bRx1aO
— rachel (@madamradams) March 30, 2019
After a tennis ball stuck in our lemon tree fell in front of her, my dog believed with all her doggie heart that the lemon tree was a tennis ball tree. She spent hours staring, waiting for the next ball to ripen and fall. Occasionally she would catch a lemon instead-DISAPPOINTED!
— Calamity (@Calamityeyes) March 30, 2019
We stop paying attention to her for 10 minutes… pic.twitter.com/RQ3yR8Yqug
— Gina Zoglio (@ginazoglio10) March 30, 2019
Teebo will randomly do what we call “the loaf” where he just lays immobile on his back in order to be carried pic.twitter.com/gMjtarcI3j
— Say (@high_r0lla) March 30, 2019
Our sweet Fozzie Bear used to nestle himself between the toilet and the sink in our old Brooklyn apartment. Right before we moved, I managed to capture this wonderful activity on camera as it was happening. https://t.co/N5Fof4I5af
— Adam Rosenberg (@geminibros) March 30, 2019
He really didn’t know how to get back down. pic.twitter.com/yRd29anoPD
— Ellen Keith (@theVIPatron) March 30, 2019
The cat does not understand alone time pic.twitter.com/OE74HoqwcN
— Lauri King (@LauriKing15) March 31, 2019
My very weird cat loves to be squirted with water in his butt. Video: pic.twitter.com/UHOGiBI36l
— Lord Omelet Toes (@TheBarbarienne) March 31, 2019
Bizzy freaked out when her pal Leo tried to kiss her. pic.twitter.com/tyaMZMUYPI
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) March 30, 2019
Went to gay thanksgiving but these weird ass gays wanted to pray before the meal. No, not in the dining room. Let’s just all hold hands in a circle in the living room like a cult. Mid-prayer my dog trotted through the circle with the turkey.
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) March 30, 2019
Dog sitting for Mojo one winter day. That evening, he goes outside per usual, but stays out for 20+ minutes. I call him at the door, hear a rustle and a trot, and in walks Mojo…
…wearing an entire sheet of Xmas lights from one of the shrubs out front. pic.twitter.com/gzEBEe77j2
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) March 30, 2019
treated herself to a litter box buffet; was thoroughly depressed about the consequence of a bath and sat like this the rest of the afternoon pic.twitter.com/nXIHXVIJO0
— XO XO GARAMOND GURL (@sallyjayjohnson) March 30, 2019
the cat walks right up to us in the middle of eating dinner, stare us straight in the eyes, and immediately starts giving birth
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) March 30, 2019
When I was a kid, my cat was always on a diet (he had arthritis, and it was supposed to help his joints). He was always trying to steal food, and once got an entire pork chop. My mom chased him around the house yelling “drop it, drop it! Ohh you bad cat!!” It was his finest hour.
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) March 30, 2019
This is one of my favorite memes of all time and never fails to make me laugh hysterically pic.twitter.com/MrFG5e3HKS
— chaotic good (@katieferg) March 30, 2019
When he was brand new, my mom’s dog was outside when it started raining for the first time. He gave her this look of utter betrayal– why was she making the sky do this??– went inside, pulled her sweater off a chair, and peed on it.
— Hailey Bachrach (@hbachrach) March 30, 2019
Every night, Knute has to put on his chow-chow hat before he will eat its contents. pic.twitter.com/DdnpZm7GPa
— Charles Louis Richter (@richterscale) March 30, 2019