If you call your pet everything BUT their name, this is for you.
Twitter user @metroadlib shared their own hilarious list of nicknames for their dog, Cooper.
my dog's name is cooper.
i call him–
i use sweetboy the most.
i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) January 23, 2019
Which prompted proud pet parents EVERYWHERE to share their million and a half nicknames for their babies.
My cat’s name was Pasha.
I called her
— Nichole ✨✨✨ (@tnwhiskeywoman) January 23, 2019
My cat's name is Finn.
I call him
My baby boy!!
and STOPEATINGTHEDONUTS!!! https://t.co/2REn9jZdIi
— Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) January 23, 2019
My dog's name is Cesare.
I call him:
Chesterson Mayfield III
— SalamanderHamilton (@BalthazarBlakee) January 23, 2019
my guinea pig's name is Francis
I can him:
toothless wonder (one of his teeth fell out after he had an unfortunate fall)
lil shit https://t.co/s4KvKgyriL
— birthday katie 🌹 (@myfairKT) January 23, 2019
I have a bunny named Jigsaw. I call her:
– My Girl
– My Baby Girl
– Hey Girl
I also have a bunny named Hannibal. I call him:
– My Little Cannibal
– Cannibal Bunny
– Little One
– Itty Bitty One
– Tiny Baby https://t.co/tmV3dKjmSN
— Jenny Nulf 👻 (@jennyleighx33) January 23, 2019
— “John” Berman (@bonjerman) January 23, 2019
my dog’s name is kenzo,
but he answers to:
spinny the pooh
— Denver (@_JustDenver) January 23, 2019
Popeye my Popeye
This Little Butthead
Football Head pic.twitter.com/TDiSi05DeU
— chesapeake bae // ᜀ ᜋᜒ (@adotsaint) January 23, 2019
Everyone responding has a dog or cat. 🌚 my hedgehog’s name is Michi.
I call her:
Lil mean ass
Lil ball of quills pic.twitter.com/rocBBoDQX1
— deathstroke (@CaramelSlade) January 23, 2019
My dog- Esco
Also, he’s very cute. pic.twitter.com/6WCDsmqhqA
— Crystal Shantel (@CrysCassette) January 23, 2019