12. The Blunder Brothers, Circa 1994. I’m In Purple
13. 6th Grade Going On 60
14. My Friend’s Yearbook Picture From 2nd Grade. Apparently, She Used To Be A Lesbian Art Teacher
15. I Was Born In 1981 But Turned 55 In 1992
16. First Day Of High School, I Was Apparently Going For The 70-Year-Old Man Look
17. That Time I Went To My High School Prom And Looked Like A 45-Year-Old Woman
18. At Age 10 I Looked Like I Was Ready To Give Up And Change My Name To Linda
19. I Too Was Born In 1981. I Present To You, The Butch Soccer Mom (I’m A Guy)










