11. My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad
12. I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time
13. I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through
14. My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536
15. Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And “Fixes” Them
16. My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step
17. Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice
18. Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower… Walked In On This
