1. “I like it, human.”
2. Believe it or not, this is a dog.
3. “I couldn’t breathe when I slept, so I installed a camera.”
4. “I looked away for like one second.”
5. Meoww, a drunken drunk, falling asleep
6. He likes to dig a hole and then sit in it and watch things go on all day.
7. She looked guilty for a split second, then continued on her rampage.
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