Studies show this post gets funnier when shared at midnight. (Totally made-up studies)
1. If I lie still, they won’t see me and I’ll go with them.
2. Nope, this is ours now.
3. See? I can fit!
4. Don’t worry, I packed my toys.
5. Try to close it now.
6. Please don’t leave me.
7. And where do you think you’re going?
8. Ready when you are!
