Scratch me, please.
So long as the cat’s happy…
No no, you’re doing it wrong! Brush downwards.
We need to talk – face to face!
I just wanted to help you…
Work, my slave, work!
See! I told you Gandalf was alive, and you didn’t believe me.
That looks like a great way to keep your arms warm.
Hey. Hey! I’m bored. What are you doing…?
This is what cat domination looks like.
Look at meee! I’m far more interesting than the internet!
Don’t mind us – you keep on playing.
I feel much safer here.
Did you forget your hat today? Let me warm you up…
What? ‘Personal space’? What on Earth is that?
Don’t breathe and don’t move until I’ve gotten warm.
Well, you really are a terrible artist. I can’t bear to look at it any longer!