1.
*son walks in as mom hides her urban dictionary word-of-the-day calendar*
Mom: How was school?
Son: ok
Mom: Had a real trill lunch with Nona— ceeks (@70Ceeks) December 6, 2014
2.
I'm a single mom *cheers for son at soccer game* I know how hard it can be out there for us *high fives kid* that's why I always Hail Satan
— bailey (@venturehorse) July 19, 2012
3.
I'm a mom *waves at kids as they run to the bus stop* My family is important to me *smooches husband* that's why I'd never forget about Dre
— bailey (@venturehorse) November 4, 2012
4.
"would that be a meme?" -my mom looking at someone's profile picture
— rose emoji (@slandersonn) November 28, 2014
5.
thank god my mom is visiting so that i can finally know what every single sign we pass says
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) December 7, 2014
6.
"Pockabook"- moms
— chelsea clarke (@chelseaclarke) February 8, 2015
7.
"Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!"
"Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) October 16, 2014
8.
urgent call/text from my mom pic.twitter.com/R5Jtqqbdon
— helena cell (@pilotbacon) December 20, 2013
9.
https://twitter.com/DrewIngram_/status/507290137299271680
10.
my mother's review of Lord of The Rings: "there were not enough women & there were too many trees"
— priya (@priya_ebooks) June 2, 2014
