Side-By-Side ‘Before And After’ Photos Show What Having Kids Does To You

From TOP GUN to EYES WIDE SHUT. #fidelio #tomcruise

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Paint me like one of your French girls. Only much much worse.

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The resemblance is uncanny!

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No before pic needed. #mancrushmonday #mcm

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She used to show off her body, now it’s furniture. Yay kids!

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A different version of this, featuring my oldest son’s handiwork, was the first #gottoddlered meme I ever made. This version is brand new, and features my *new* toddler’s handiwork. It’s like being stuck in a time loop! . . . #parenting #meme #memes #funnymemes #momlife #dadlife #mom #dad #kids #family #humor #mom #dad #motherhood #parenthood #fatherhood #dads #moms #parentlife #toddlers #parenthood #fatherhood #momlife #tired #dadlife #dadsofinstagram #momsofinstagram #trains #thomasthetrain #gottoddlered

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Except I feel like her wardrobe ain’t even that different… . . . #parenting #meme #memes #funnymemes #momlife #dadlife #mom #dad #kids #family #humor #mom #dad #motherhood #parenthood #fatherhood #dads #moms #parentlife #toddlers #parenthood #fatherhood #momlife #tired #dadlife #dadsofinstagram #momsofinstagram #gottoddlered

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When you become a dad, your drinking buddies tend to change… #mcm #mancrushmonday #beer

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This one’s a bit of a cheat as she’s already babied in the first pic, but I couldn’t resist that second one! Their expressions are simply amazing: “Neither of us is even enjoying this but it’s who we are now.” . . . #parenting #meme #memes #funnymemes #momlife #dadlife #mom #dad #kids #family #humor #mom #dad #motherhood #parenthood #fatherhood #dads #moms #parentlife #toddlers #parenthood #fatherhood #momlife #tired #dadlife #dadsofinstagram #momsofinstagram #gottoddlered

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