1. I was just, uhm, making sure your beer was cool enough for when you came home…
2. Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him…
3. You saw nothing!
4. I was cold, and you left the heating off.
5. I didn’t take any money, I swear!
6. “Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
7. We were just playing.
8. “…I’ve been expecting you.”
9. We were just playing, honest.
10. No, I Haven’t Seen Your Lipstick
11. Oh my…I didn’t hear you come in…
12. I have to feed my family somehow…
